It's official: Sitcoms rot your brain

Apparently, someone needed to to a scientific study to determine this.

Here's my complaint: They are ALL the friggin' same.

New sitcom? Let me guess: The dad is fat, drinks too much beer, watches sports too much and is somewhat dysfunctional in his ability to raise the kids. The wife is out of his league, but is still a nag and a harpy. At least one of the kids with be a hottie daughter, and one of the kids will be a brainiac while the other struggles with grades. ALL of the kids will smart talk their parents in a way that would have gotten me a slap in the mouth. Oh, and they have a friend/neighbor/sister who's a bit of a slut.

Shall we name names?